(The universe has a terrible sense of humor. We had to steal, Wanda shrugged, seemingly uncaring. MJ walked in wearing a fancy dress. Clint shrugs and looks over at his boyfriend? Wait. Rules, shmules. It's all right, Tony says and pats his forearm. That's a thing becoming more and more frequent, actually; the kissing. He stumbles forward and into Clint, scrabbling to get the phone back. Course it is. FRIDAY said. #captainamerica Includes: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Peter Parker, Thor, T'challa, Scott Lang, Rhodey, Clint Barton, Pietro Maximoff, Sam Wilson, Bruce Banner, Stephen Strange a Abby Romanoff is a normal girl, well as normal as any kid would be if their parent was Black Widow. Also this is kind of a rewrite of episode 3x04 but there is no Navarathri celebration and Kamala moved out long ago. Holy shit that was a amazhang thing to come back to, I can't thank you lot enough. Thor nods, as if pleased with this approval, and empties his jug before refilling it. Sometimes randomly, even. Can you get to bed by yourself? Natasha asks. The elevator dinged. Your turn, L'oreal, Tony says and claps Thor on the back. Tony is a terrible influence on everything ever. So why did the recent interactions between her boyfriend and her friend suddenly make her feel like she was starting all over again? Flash exclaimed, laughing and ringing the bell. No glass? Clint says and unscrews the cork. And horny. Yes? Tony, it's three in the morning. I'm in a tzatziki mood. All of this comes out on one, long breath, and halfway through, Tony pulls out one of his tablets and starts plotting in a search for nearby Greek restaurants. Lindsay doesn't win. Right, Tony says and drapes himself over Clint. Pietro and I needed food before we joined Hydra. It's important to establish routines. He nods faux-seriously. Thank you all so much for 19K reads! "Right here," I say and lift my shirt up and show him, Ava, Luke, Nova, Danny, and my name tattooed on my ribs in their handwriting. God, shut up, Clint grits out and grabs the remote so he can turn up the sound and drown out Tony's babble. Right, Bruce says and pinches the bridge of his nose, the way he usually does when Tony's being insane or Clint's being an asshole. Yes, Barton, I know you love me. But her voice is warm. Two sets of arrows find their way to the target's center without him really concentrating. "You're the worse Clint" Peter said. No chance there. His hand's on Clint's hip now, and draws circles with rough fingertips. He was never robbed, but the other he had dealt his fair share with them, just never as the victim. Peter and Natasha were the only ones to drink. It tickles. Say Yes to the Dress is on in the background and he follows it with one eye. Sent on a mission by Ronin with her sister, and her life changes from there. You didn't wake me up? Clint manages around a yawn and presses into Tony's warm hands. "That is no excuse mister!" Never have I ever filmed myself or had someone else film me having sex, Rhodey said looking directly at Tony. Oh, he says. I WAS BORED SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THE RANDOMNESS PLEASE "So," asked Natasha. He stumbles forwards and clutches Clint's door frame to keep upright. "Never have I ever kissed a teammate," I say and everyone on the senior team takes a drink. "Never Have I Ever been brainwashed." Peter said. Steve has a half-bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced with him, and puts it down carefully before settling. That's what Clint's picked up, at least, never actually having gone himself. "I may or may not have a boyfriend." It's huge and looks delicious, even if Clint hasn't slept in here before, and he wrestles out of his clothes before flopping onto the bed, naked as hell. That's just plain sad. "Everyone grab a drink and sit down, it's time for never have I ever!" And Capsicle has a built-in hard-on for anything that might be considered team-building.. You felt someone grab your hand gently. We could go with Greek, Natasha says, and Clint just nods because yeah, sure. So if I don't want to that's not, There's something called asexuality as well, Bruce says. Abe was next. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. as well as When Peter protested he wasn't a kid, Tony reminded him he was drinking apple juice and had been building a new Lego set before they got the alert of the mission. He mumbles something into Clint's skin that sounds like evil assassin douchebag agent man and Clint only laughs more. I just I guess it comes down to the person, and not their equipment? The last part sounds like a question, one of his 'is this something that makes sense in this century' ones. "Excuse me" Natasha said. "Never have I ever worn a planting pot on my head," Mom says and I take a drink and see no else do so. Please consider turning it on! I live with my father in our bakery, my mother died when I was young, I've been plagued with horrific nightmares since I was little, and apart from my father, I've always been alone. Would he say yes or no? Peter's first time playing Never Have I Ever and Ned is a little shit and almost outs him because he's drunk. Tony and Clint were the only ones to drink. Danny yells taking a drink and everyone grabs a drink. "When have you ever driven? But this year they decided on vodka never have I ever. They had just won another championship, a regionals this time. T'challa questions and we all shift around. "Are you sure there's nothing you'd like to say Petey?" Which is pretty often. A strong, almost sickly sweet wooden aroma fills the air, and Thor takes a deep whiff before sighing with contentment. This story is complete. Lindsay's bitching at her sister already and they're only in the preliminary round; she's going down. Aye, a quest! he says and bangs his jug against the floor, and Clint is once again glad they stopped giving him glass mugs. Pete, that means youre up! Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. Okay. Yeah, you're doing a bang-up job, Tony., Aaaand we're back on first-name basis! Tony says and does an actual fucking fist-punch in the air. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MURDER VICTIM TURNS UP ON YOUR DOOR? Yesh. Got a hangover, Clint says, but he pushes into it when the hand moves to trail up and down his thigh, slowly, languidly. "Never ever have I ever been arrested," Aunt May says and everyone but her takes a drink. And today, he saw Jessica at school too, so he was ecstatic about that too. They just lie there, entangled, and slowly drift off. #watty2019. Nn. #scarletwitch Tony could of sworn he had seen Bruce mouth 'Sugar Daddy', but that couldn't be right. Tony and Clint share a look. But now he has a girlfriend who picked him and his parents are speaking to him somewhat regularly. His arm comes down to trail across his chest instead. "Same here," The rest of the junior team says while lifting up their shirts showing similartattoos. Steve said. "Way way way wait. We are, aren't we?. Thor brings a keg a fucking wooden keg, ladies and gentlemen to the floor, and cracks open the lid. They start to cuddle, an oddity Clint isn't even aware of until one movie night, when he wakes up long after the movie's done and the others have gone to bed. What if shes an Avenger? Yeah. They creep closer again, under the covers, until they're cocooning each other. It was great to see you again Nat! "I was impersonating Bucket Head over there," I say pointing to Nova and he turns red. "In Freshman year at Midtown, when I first became Spidey, I met MJ in class. There certainly wasn't a lot of it in the circus; only a couple of times with Barney and the older kids, mostly just as a ploy for Clint's brother to get laid. He flings an arm dramatically over his face too, in case Clint somehow hasn't realized that Tony doesn't want to talk about this. Wait.. Tony sighs again, dramatically, and glances over at Clint to look for a reaction. It's like you don't know me at all. He grins and looks very lost. Bruce and Steve sit on the other side, and between the six of them they make a semi-neat circle. Why dont we start with the youngest and move clockwise in a circle? It's just bad form. Tony's voice is scratchy from alcohol and sleep, and pre-caffeine muddled, but definitely awake. Sometimes you have to do illegal things, Natasha said demurely. Yeah?. You'll get to know only if you read 'em. Never have I ever had a building fall on me" Natasha said. Yeah, no real surprise there, Clint sounded almost disappointed. I'm not great at relationships, Clint, Tony murmurs when they pull back for air. Well, fuck, Tony says, and sounds a little strangled. Steve, Bucky, Tony, Peter, and Clint all drank. ! They all seemed to collectively cry. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. Just leaning against Clint, still swaying. Clint isn't exactly the once-a-year kind of guy himself, but he's pretty sure that Tony's number counts double of his own. "Super strength is a bitch," I say and everyone laughs. What? "Why would you ever put a planting pot on your head?" Welp, I'm back from the second week of the holiday-thingy. Then he wonders if Bruce can have sex at all without the Big Guy showing up. Please tell me you're awake, Barton. Yeah, that would that would be great, doc, Steve says with a relieved smile. Please don't ask Pepper., Clint doesn't bite down on his laugh this time. (but they still needed to stay at an hotel) and since Mr. Harrington was probably in his room calling his wife, they could do what they wanted. She waved at them. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. "Because the morning after we woke up in random places half-naked, we all swore that we would never smoke marijuana ever again," Luke says and this makes everyone in the junior team nod and the rest shift around. Here's nice. Dad yells and I shake my head. Aha! Tony says, excited and gleeful. She had loving parents, a roof over her head, and enough food to always satisfy her hunger. Are you trying to get the full Avenger set?. I was way too early to be awake on a lazy Sunday. MJ, however, ringed the bell too, reminding everyone that she was a referee, and nodded at Peter. MJ grinned. Aunt May yells but I can tell it's a joke along with everyone else. It sounds like a genuine question. Guess we gotta call it off, then, Clint bullshits, and notes how he's started to wake up in certain parts of his body as well. Clint usually figures it's total bullshit, but in moments like these, he can't help but see Tony as a kid who just wants someone to pat him on the head and say you did good. So he kisses her because she's beautiful, and awesome, and cool, and also pretty. It's a totally valid question!. What the HELL?' Clint can't help but laugh. Ever wondered what it would be like to date one of Earth's mightiest heros? Characters: Peter Parker Michelle Jones Ned Leeds Flash Thompson Betty Brant Cindy Moon Sally Avril Abe Brown Seymour O'Reilly Charles Murphy (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming) Additional Tags: characters may be ooc Never Have I Ever Truth or Dare Secret Identity Peter Parker is a Little Shit a short fic wherein our favorite sherman oaks students play never have i ever. So you have all except for Natasha, of course Steve trails off and looks at the rest of the team. Clint snorts. 'Unreasonable asshole' is kind of my personality description. He frowns. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". That is a fine name, indeed, Thor muses. Oh, come on, Merida, Tony says in his high-pitched whine that is completely put-on, because although it might seem that way, Tony Stark never begs. Tony's face is still flushed, his chest pink with exertion against the Tesseract-blue of his arc reactor. Can she rely on everyone she knows to help her get through this? Gotta do what you gotta do to survive, Clint ducked his head, examining his drink to avoid eye contact. The thought is kind of baffling. Then there's cold slipping into the warmth, cool air across his body, and Clint whines low until there's a warm something almost touching him and the mattress has dipped with the added weight. She takes a picture and texts it to her group chat with Eleanor, Fabiola, and Aneesa: our last brain cells, she captions it. "I think that's a good idea," I say before leaning over onto dad and passing out. Pepper would know what to do. Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. If we ever disagree on missions, please don't piss on my things, Bruce says with a wry smile. *SPOILERS* You have reached the end of "Never Have I Ever". Which is, Clint muses, exactly what he is. It was Peter's 21st birthday. No chickening out, Barton, Tony says as he flops down between Clint and Thor. Hmmm, Tony says and pins Bruce with his science-stare. Sowhat was the object? Bucky smirked. She knew, obviously. As soon as Tony's underneath the covers, he's out cold, and Clint's left to undress himself in peace. Wanda said. That's the great thing about being two guys who like to have sex a lot: they get to, well, have sex a lot. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. #spiderman Proceed at the risk of your sanity. He didn't want this attention, as if he was somehow interesting, just because he had a scar. Plus, you'd probably unconsciously stab me to death or something., A warm huff of breath against his neck. Clint remembers reading Tony's file, and how much of it had culminated in Howard Stark and Tony's father issues. See, that's not playing fair, Barton. Now. And the hand immediately retreats along with an annoyed huff from its owner. Or maybe Clint kisses him. Clint grins and kisses her cheek. And Bruce?. It's the new year's party and everyone seemed to be here. That I made with my own two hands?!. In the end, he poured out a shot of apple juice and handed it to the pouting teenager. Clint doesn't know what he's checking for, but he kisses back all the same. "That's for me to know and you to want to know," Ava says and I roll my eyes. Uncle Bucky questions. Now he had had three shots, like the rest of the team. Actually fist-bump. Clint snorts into the good Captain's neck. Don't ask.. shaka wear graphic tees is candy digital publicly traded ellen lawson wife of ted lawson avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony. Not that he were in any danger for any of those questions. He's toppy as hell, no matter if he's giving or receiving, but he's adamant that Clint get as many orgasms as himself, and he's really good with some of the triggers Clint has. Yeah, let's not, Clint murmurs back and doesn't miss the way Tony's smile widens. He's got a big metal mug in hand (he still occasionally forgets the no-smash rule when he wants a refill of something, and it's just easier for them to give him metal mugs for now), and he sits down in an almost perfect lotus position. It becomes a semi-regular thing. It's strangely optimistic, for her, and Clint wonders if the crazy genius has grown on her too. All the hero worship around Captain America, someone was bound to try to tap that whether you showed interest or not.. Captain America: The Winter Soldier: completed We dated." I feel like Captain America, for crying out loud.. Shit like that., Yes, Clint is right, Steve says seriously. I'm a weak, weak man., Clint smiles, but it feels odd on his face, and the last two months suddenly spin through his head to add an uncomfortable amount of evidence. Yeah, 'cause there were a lot of strings! Tony says, and sounds delighted that Clint gets it even though Clint really doesn't get it. Clint feels safe and warm and a little loved, which is pretty much his peak moment when he's drunk. Are you gonna wake up and decide to try and kill me again?, Wasn't tryin', Clint murmurs into his pillow. On that thought, neither is Tony. Nat and Wanda took drinks. So he leans over and whispers, loud enough that he knows Tony will hear, He's really good at swallowing.. Nova questions and they all nod sheepishly. But Devi Vishwakumar was something else entirely. Huh. I'm so awesome it hurts sometimes.. Clint blinks and looks at the ceiling, but the AI stays silent. The guy isn't being handsy; not even clingy. Clint's watching Cupcake Wars in the living room which is otherwise deserted, for once when Tony saunters in and flops miserably down onto the couch next to him. Bruce was on a stool, placing the book he had been reading on the table next to the drinks when the others started talking, and Thor (who sat on a stool he had pulled away from the bar) decided to put his hammer on it. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Are you still mad about the thing?. Stopping now., Clint doesn't know if Tony means that he'll stop talking or stop running, but the guy trails off, so Clint gets a part-answer. "Peter BenjaminParker-Stark! Clint rolls his eyes and tugs Tony's shirt off. DC Character Now, he finds himself inside Peter Parker's body, his heart thumping against . Nice meeting you all." "Never have I ever met Tony Stark." Peter staired Stark directly in the eyes, slowly raising his glass and finished his drink, keeping a blank the entire time. So when I was first turned immortal, this guy name Francis locked me in this thing so I set it on fire. remain the property of their respective owners. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. It was not a mutual flirtation, and all Ill say is that it was a government official., Well color me surprised, said Tony. Yeahlets just move on from Peters apparent sluttiness Tony motioned to Natasha. Okay, I suggest we go clock-wise with people asking questions, and I suggest that I start, since seriously, you guys. On really slow nights, when they're bored. Hugging and stuff, that's I like that.. Peter shrugged, it bunches weird in the suit. Prompt made by: Me It was a Friday night and the Avengers had come back from their latest mission tired, and bored. Good. Everyone is drunk (Except for Peter and MJ) I should never have agreed to play never have I even, especially with my 'family'. Natasha has her raspberry Stolichnaya in hand, and flops down gracefully on one of the pillows to tuck her feet underneath herself. Then I got beaten half to death by Toomes, then I had to save him from getting blown up. Tony and Clint fall over laughing, and even Natasha snorts, but it's a fond sound. Oh fuck you honey bear, that was a targeted attack!. By the time it got to Sam, he decided to tease Steve and Bucky a little more by saying "Never have I ever had a boyfriend.". What the- are you going commando, Barton? Tony's voice is a little strangled. Before anyone could ask him what he meant by that, Bruce decided to take his turn to get it over with as quickly as he could "Never have I ever shot a gun.". Oh my god I cant believe I didnt think of that, Tony looked amazed at the gap in his thinking. I'd love to stay and chat. Please proceed!. Who made you talk? Clint asks, because Tony is drunk all the time and he's never awkwardly confessed his feelings or anything before, which Clint will get right on having conflicted thoughts about that in a second, he just needs to finish up here first. I have the besht ideas ever, Tony says with a blissful sigh. Clint does a mental double-take, one Tony wouldn't be able to see even if he was stone-cold sober. He half wishes Phil were here so Clint could bitch at him about bad cupcake decisions, but their handler is currently in Arizona doing level 7 stuff that Clint is 'not privy to', no matter how good he is at hiding in Phil's ceiling. It would be strange if he wasn't, considering how many people the playboy's slept with in the last ten years alone. Seriously? #peterparker Oh, c'mon. Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot. Okay, a member of the same sex, then. Remember the toast?, Ouff! Steve goes to the floor, but turns around immediately, just as Natasha tries to knee him in the back. 52: Jessica Jones [03] . It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, though, which is why Clint doesn't like playing it. Peter muttered a thank you, and the game went on. 's been an awes'me night. He grimaces. Yeah, you're fucking hilarious, Stark. Clint pushes him onto his bed, gently, and starts unbuttoning Tony's dark-red shirt. For the first time, it strikes him that Tony's well within his right to kick him out. The only comfort Abby finds is watching her favorite Lilly needed a job. You gonna run off every time someone asks if we're dating? He frowns at the ceiling. but he could also hear Sally say 'never have I ever slept with the opposite sex.'. The game has not ended yet, has it?, Oh no, not by far! Tony says. Nah, you heard Steve. It had been quite deep and he had to remove the thing himself. Aye! Thor booms anyway. "Never have I ever been awake for longer than 48 hours," Rohdey says and everyone but Aunt May takes a drink. Ninja strings.. Goddamn it, Tony, Bruce sighs. Just like she knew they were still dating. Maybe he should've done this while clothed. Its called being gay, you hetero shoelace, Bucky rolled his eyes. So he smiles, too, and doesn't say anything. They went back into the elevator. Don't screw up.". Any trade marks that appear on the site are used without permission and Peter said slowly, avoiding everyone's eyes and looking down at his empty shot glass instead. He looks a little green around the edges, but mostly okay, so Clint nods at him. Evelyn Warner was a nurse during World War 2 working side-by-side with Captain America and Peggy Carter. They talked, at first playing Twenty One Dares, but Natasha suggested they switch to Never Have I Ever when she got bored of seeing Steve throw people across the room and Tony hadn't let Peter play (apparently the kid had no regard for his own safety). Bucky wolf whistled. Not too bad, but I haven't slept in three days. Okay, okay. The college drunk party's favourite, beside beer pong and Quarters. Bucky had no idea that he was a werewolf until he escaped hydra with the help of Sam and the avengers, he thought he was alone with being what he was since no one on the team knew what he was until he turned one night and ran to the woods, accept what will happen when someone new to the team is like Includes: Ayelet was a half-terran, half-Zen-Whoberis, one of the last of her kind. "Tortured," Everyone but Shuri, Uncle Bruce, Aunt May, and Scott says at once. This is a game, but we can't break the rules.. It's your choice., Yeah, but Tony makes an annoyed sound and rolls over so he's facing Clint. Then Peter took a shot. Also, English isn't my native language, so if there are any grammar or spelling mistakes, please comment! Mmm, he likes the smell of whisky. After another moment of the Captain being stiff and awkward, Steve's posture relaxes and his arms come up around Clint's waist.